Just for laugh :)

The cops raided a brothel in Kings Cross. In one of the booths they found an Asian bloke bonking like crazy. "What's your name?'
"My Name is Ting."
In the next room they found another Asian bloke sitting quietly in a shabby armchair. "And what is your name?"
"My Name is Ting."
"Oh yeah?", said the sergeant suspiciously. "How come we've just arrested Ting in the room next door?"
"He is Ru Ting. I am Wah Ting."

A Japanese businessman arrives at the Melbourne airport from Tokyo and goes straight to the airport bank. In return for a 1000 yen, the teller gives him 1260 Australian dollars. A few days later he's flying to Sydney and goes tot he same counter for some extra cash. This time the teller hands him 1185 dollars for his 1000 yen. The japanese complains, saying, "One thousand yen, one thousand two hundred and sixty dollars, not right, not right"
The teller calmly explains tha the rates change daily. But the Japanese, by now holding up a number of other customers, continues to demand his "one thousand two hundred and sixty dollars".
The teller tries patiently to explain, "Please understand, it's the world money rate, the differences in currency." Failing to communicate, he then said loudly, "I'ts the fluctuations, the fluctuations!"
To which the angry Japanese replied, "Well fluck you Aussies too!"

- The Complete Penguin Book of Australian Jokes -