I got this joke from a good friend to beat my Monday blues. While I've heard/read the joke numerous time before, it still give me a good laugh :-) ...
(PS: No offence to all self-proclaim Bengs out there, don't beat me up on my way home can?)
Ah Beng goes for an interview
When asked to come up with a story with 5 colours (Pink, Green, Blue, Yellow and Purple), he thinks for a while and goes ...
"Ok, Ok. ‘One day, the phone goes Green - Green. I Pink up the phone and say, “Yellow, Yellow?” Then I hear no answer. So I asked again, “Blue is it, huh?” Still no answer. Then I angry already. I say, “You don’t purplely call and keep quiet ok?”
Ah-Beng definition as quoted from Talkingcock.com:
"An unsophisticated Chinese boy, usually Hokkien. Stereotypically, he speaks gutter hokkien and likes neon-coloured clothes, spiky, moussed hair and accessories such as handphones or pagers, all of which are conspicuously displayed. He also likes to squat, even when a seat is available. i.e "Wah lao eh, why you so chao ah beng one?" (Goodness, why are you such an ah beng?) ..."
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2 comments:
BWAHHAHAHAHA!
I wanna be powderful!
ya Hor :-) ...
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