Ubberly expensive dental cleaning ..

What should one get if he pay $500 for a dental cleaning??

• Security guard who checks your ID before you even enter the building
  
• Cozy waiting area with free Milo and Bose sound system playing classical music
  
• The doctor who personally greet and pick you up from the waiting area
  
• Close up shot of your stained teeth (Yucks!)
  
• Salted water water-jet to clean your teeth
  
• Fantastic view of Singapore Flyer from any treatment room
  

As much as I seem to enjoy embracing changes, more and more I got to realize that I hate change :( ... Thanks to my generous previous company that pay all the bill, I started at this bloody expensive dental clinic and remain there for as long as i remember.

PS: If someone wondering, the $500 bills also include an X-ray and filling treatment for one decayed tooth :P ...